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"herb" grinder, sure man, whatever, lol

"herb" grinder, sure man, whatever, lol

I'm praying for you

it rhymes with 'hot' and 'not' so it only sounds like 'thought' if you're white trash from boston

it does stand for that and it's pronounced phonetically

So wasteful. If you're not disabled, elderly, or otherwise physically restricted from making a regular cup of coffee, and you use K-Cups, you're a lazy, negligent dick. I don't care if you reuse a few as starter pots (which will end up in landfill anyway).

Drew, is there a "would-worst-pro-team-beat-best-college-team" variation you won't answer? Or do you just have the world's most weirdly specific case of amnesia?

gerrymandering?

there were probably boxes of them sitting in the MRAPs we gave the Iraqi army before ISIS ganked them

how do you get a redneck to suck your dick? put ranch on it

classic look that never goes out of style

Nah, bagel chips are gross. Take it from a New York Jew.

That's a halal/kosher MRE. We used to give them out in Afghanistan. The Afghans, to a man, loved everything except the bagel chips, which I always thought was hilarious.

i only starred this comment for your username

but what color does ISIS think that dress is?

a lot of this is "*may not apply to non-white people"

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we use the cast-iron skillet, coffeemaker, and toaster every day

jack white, the university of oklahoma, pitchfork, jezebel – everyone connected to this story is an asshole idiot. including me for commenting on it. fuck me.