if that ain't 'bitch that doses halloween candy with strichnyne' face i've never seen it

church has mass, dumbass. football has games

i hope tonight's game is declared forfeit and belicheck gets the chair

i can tell how little you care by the way you replied three times over the course of two hours

you're a 44 year old who says YOLO and LOLZ frequently and apparently without irony

no one in a cubs jersey can be allowed to win anything

clark and donald sterling were my only 'no' votes

boston is memphis with stupider accents

'eat ass' is actually cajun creole for 'magnolia street'. the dmv apologizes for omitting the house number

what kind of weirdo doesn't have sex at the b&b?

so then it's not a function of any sort of rational accounting but corporate avarice. cool, now we can talk economics

supply costs aren't on a balance sheet?

plummeting fuel prices should lower the price of goods all around. a reduced cost of producing the garbage slop at mcdonald's should more than offset the trivial bump in the minimum wage, which hasn't increased at the federal level since 2007 and lucky for retailers isn't pegged to inflation

if i could roll my eyes any harder i'd be looking at my brain stem

the italian olive oil producers will just pour more canola in the bottle. it should actually be cheaper

not everyone is ambitious like this. if you're happy where you're at and not bored, staying and being a mentor can be more satisfying than climbing the ladder just because it's there

this is the same expression on jafar's face right before he gets sucked back into the lamp

gotta protect the social inequality

because anyone with a big enough audience to matter jumped on the coca-cola/target/verizon corporate whore gravy train long ago and they're too comfortable to risk getting kicked off

professional writers can't construct a game story without a pull quote from a particular player? this bullshit non-controversy has on its own generated whole articles, and they have the nerve to bitch about it