how about 'a majority of americans assume that if a cop shoots an unarmed black man they must have done something to deserve it'?

20 years later and it's still proto-Nickelback

This is a pretty excellent impression of a purist.

Could you explain in detail, for the benefit of the comment section, the nature of an updog?

Too bad for you 12 year olds can't vote.

this was my immediate takeaway as well

Celebrities who do commercials are pieces of shit, without exception.

He says it took 20 stabs, which means it was like 5 1/2, tops.

I like bacon because I'm a half-Jew raised in a kosher household and the opportunity to eat pork and cheeseburgers was the best thing about visiting my mom's family growing up.

#hot taek

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Number of episodes worth watching in the last ten years: 2

Adults who bitch about minor, routine inconveniences are so much worse than crying infants.

Oh, so you're an alcoholic.

"they not only committed fraud by forcing underage workers to hand out counterfeit $20 bills to customers as change."

The thread where you explained how a hockey goalie is technically an offensive player because he gently sets the puck in front of him for forwards to retrieve and go do offense. Yes, I read it.

The thread where literally everyone is telling you your argument is dumb as hell? I read that thread. I'm with the crowd.

Aside from goalies, how many sports have players that ONLY play offense or defense?

I thought DeadSpin was a Sports blog????

I don't see any difference between this and how she usually talks.