showing precisely how much of a fuck they do not care for.

This is a pretty hot taek.

Who reads the Times anyway, besides Congressional staffers from Nebraska and Idaho?

I know you say you're being facetious, but your reasoning is nevertheless sound and I endorse your conclusion.

Oh, he tried to hitch himself to the troops and sick burn some libturds to sell his book and, I – myself a former troops and staunch libturd – innocently observed this fact.

I once goaded John Rocker into threatening to kill me. Easily the highlight of my short time on twitter:

I didn't realize we were telling jokes in the Deadspin comment section

There aren't enough eyerolling gifs on the internet to properly reply to this

What the fuck is this supposed to mean

Living according to the pithy dictates of listicles didn't make the cut?

You're just awful. You have no jokes and no insight about anything. You ruin everything. Nobody likes you.

Fuck, you can't even help yourself, you're a preternaturally boring buzzkill.

They're a little lax on quality control, no?

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So, basically you just showed up to siphon the fun out of an admittedly frivolous article?

Rich people aren't human.

Rich people deserve any bad things that happen to them.

How about you aim higher than shitting on women for following a patriotic impulse and getting rewarded with a paycheck, healthcare, and an education?

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