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Number of episodes worth watching in the last ten years: 2

Adults who bitch about minor, routine inconveniences are so much worse than crying infants.

Oh, so you're an alcoholic.

"they not only committed fraud by forcing underage workers to hand out counterfeit $20 bills to customers as change."

The thread where you explained how a hockey goalie is technically an offensive player because he gently sets the puck in front of him for forwards to retrieve and go do offense. Yes, I read it.

The thread where literally everyone is telling you your argument is dumb as hell? I read that thread. I'm with the crowd.

Aside from goalies, how many sports have players that ONLY play offense or defense?

I thought DeadSpin was a Sports blog????

I don't see any difference between this and how she usually talks.

showing precisely how much of a fuck they do not care for.

This is a pretty hot taek.

Who reads the Times anyway, besides Congressional staffers from Nebraska and Idaho?

I know you say you're being facetious, but your reasoning is nevertheless sound and I endorse your conclusion.

Oh, he tried to hitch himself to the troops and sick burn some libturds to sell his book and, I – myself a former troops and staunch libturd – innocently observed this fact.

I once goaded John Rocker into threatening to kill me. Easily the highlight of my short time on twitter:

I didn't realize we were telling jokes in the Deadspin comment section

There aren't enough eyerolling gifs on the internet to properly reply to this

What the fuck is this supposed to mean