Living according to the pithy dictates of listicles didn't make the cut?

You're just awful. You have no jokes and no insight about anything. You ruin everything. Nobody likes you.

Fuck, you can't even help yourself, you're a preternaturally boring buzzkill.

They're a little lax on quality control, no?

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So, basically you just showed up to siphon the fun out of an admittedly frivolous article?

Rich people aren't human.

Rich people deserve any bad things that happen to them.

How about you aim higher than shitting on women for following a patriotic impulse and getting rewarded with a paycheck, healthcare, and an education?

Yes. My E-ZPass worked at the I-Pass booth as recently as last month.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_exp…

Coors Field, not Coor's.

Ban rich people from the internet.

I do this when driving long distances. When I'm running, I find it's best not to think about distance at all and instead just count songs as they play.

It's almost like you have no idea what you're talking about but decided not to let that stop you from participating in the conversation.

Shut up, you gross old pervert.

Just cut male executives' pay for fuck's sake, nobody of any gender deserves what CEOs make.

Keith Hernandez: Oooh, look at the kitty on the boat!

While they're employing this baseless pseudoscience, they should get measurements of the applicants' skull size too.