Imagine getting yourself fired over a Taurus.

Because my locks are old and I’ve broken a key off in the lock before. But I don’t keep valuables inside. 

As long as it comes before my Elio I am okay

*Piano music plays*

This new BMW 2 series looks pretty good, nice it has a hatch.

Have any of the above stuffed a GM press car into a barrier? 

Bigger things are to come.

Does this car make the angry farting noises that all the M3's and M4's make when the light turns green? Perhaps it’s an unpopular opinion, but I am about as sick of the BMW / Porsche engineered engine farts as I am of loud Harleys at this point.

old interior

I have two. Firstly, I’m ashamed nobody has claimed the Audi Quattro S1. I’d kill myself, but would be grinning the whole time.

SO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM.

The Suzuki Escudo hill climb car that you could tune the aero to do wheelies in Gran Turismo (2? 3?).

Lancia 037

Any 037 would do. I don’t need it to have provenance.

From the linked article about the Legacy RA:

Awesome on the outside, nasty and depressing inside. It’s perfect for me. 

I’m an extremist: go balls out one way or the other.

Dafuq? Why is this story not about the steering wheel mounted in the back seat???

Horatio has a tree that produces trannys as the nut.

Ooof. Forget the whole mid-engine thing. The fact that this thing is going to be revealed long after all the retirees from Florida have gone to bed is the best example of how they are telling the baby boomers to get lost you could imagine.