Seriously, though. My brother was also involved.

Dude, those weren't bus station crazies. Those were, respectively, my aunt, great aunt, third cousin, second cousin and sister. I am offended, good sir.

Funny you should mention Jar Jar Duck. I hated the name, too, but it had to have been one of the best items we tried, and they were all outta-this-world terrific.

If Gomez happens to play a show at Uchiko, I will let you know immediately.

Food DUAN

Music DUAN

I haven't seen a Tim impression that good since Jesus Christ walked on water.

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Yeah, but you gotta admit, one of those twins threw a pretty good Chang-up.

I assume Bahrain is inside the Koranium, yes?

IF ONLY YOUR CHANCES OF SNORING WERE THIS GOOD

Happily, however, many of those racists consider Hines Ward the perfect embodiment of their dual prejudice, as he reinforces their proclivity for clean white sheets.

O'Donnell beat them with a clock? Clearly, he had a temporal tantrum.

Standing beside a trophy in front of an American flag is a pose he borrowed from Newt Gingrich.

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"All players are given the opportunity to appeal," said Hugh Johnson, president of the annual Penis Measurement Games, "if they feel their ruler was in error."

*With lots of icing.

In a similar gesture, the Pirates have placed A.J. Burnett's face on a delicious bundt cake.*