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The good news for Wakefield is that Jodie Foster has hired him to teach her the knuckler.

Meanwhile, ESIX HD is showing nothing but Starlin Castro highlights in crisp detail.

Meanwhile, the lesser-known Renaldo Walkman Experience quietly enters its thirty-third year.

Interesting Footnote: While in bed at night with their respective wives, Chang and Eng would often argue about who would be at the "front of the forefront," and who would be at the back.

Well, the warden blocks a lot of our mail.

Jeez, what's going on with the comments? Pics disappear, and now no automatic line breaks? Anybody else having these problems?

Also this.

Coincidentally, Stolen Sign Stolen Sign is the name of the Toronto Blue Jays' pet panda.

Yep, I saw him do a solo/two-man show this summer at Antone's. Awesome show.

Yeah, but you know who doesn't have "ups" blazoned on the jersey?

That's so bad it's good. Or so good it's bad. Or something.

It's nice to hear that Egyptian soccer will soon resume, even if it's in empty stadiums, but one wonders how Coco Crisp, Jemile Weeks and other Oakland A's will handle the distraction.

After being described in a popular blog as an "inveterate piggyback bandit," Shayegan tried desperately to change his m.o. by becoming an invertebrate piggyback bandit, but flopped.

Awesome, for sure.

You are exactly fucking right, FTY. I've seen Bob Schneider about five or six times this past year, both solo and with the big band. A total religious experience, no doubt. I felt the rapture, or something very like it, at least 40 times out at ol' Nutty Brown this summer. Spread the word, my brother.

This reminds me of the infamous Marty Feldman float at the Macy's Parade.

The feudal lord rode daily through his medieval estate, intent on deflowering his serfs' maiden daughters, but was continually frustrated by that protracted prick-tease of a policy, pre-manocta.

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This reminds Jame Gumb of the time he made a cummerbund out of Herve Villechaize.