Oof! Apologies. I've been really bad lately about checking other comments first.

Sensitive to accusations of racial stereotyping, the Cleveland Indians have rejected a similar campaign.

Meanwhile, Ross Geller is just another creepy, underzealous New Yorker.

It's really just a matter of time until someone comes through his back door to discipline him.

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Boy, those guys really did have a pair.

Derp, didn't see your comment until after I'd posted mine. 'Pologies.

In honor of former QB Jim McMahon, the pawnshop also left a pile of Whatchamacallits.

"Wrong team" is something the unfortunately named Tracy Pussypenis often hears when signing up for group tennis.

Look, when you kill the father of Inigo Montoya, you have to prepare for the consequences.

It was a very high ankle sprain.

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On a related note, the Fox Broadcasting Company has just replaced its new show, So, While Drunk, You Think You Can Dance, with an even newer show, So, While Drunk, You Think You Can Dance, But To Tell You The Truth, You Cannot Dance At All, You Only THINK You Can Dance Because A) As Previously Mentioned, You Are…

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On a related note, Fox has just announced that Gronkowsk will compete in the first season of its new show So, While Drunk, You Think You Can Dance.

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The ironic thing is that his twin brother, JaBail, tends to stick around.

Honestly, that ending just felt rushed, kind of like the last time I went to Bangkok.

Actually, the worst signing of the offseason had to have occurred a few weeks ago, when instead of saying "have a nice day" as I'd intended, I somehow told Marlee Matlin to kill a guy and leave his head beneath the Hollywood sign.