Light most enjoyed dancing to EWF's 1981 hit single, "Let's Moob."

SAG Suspends Natural Selection Two Days For Face-Stomping Sandra Bernhard

Hey, speaking of Hail Mary, there is a biblical precedent: Recall that Jesus of Nazareth also had 12 men, and that this also proved one too many.

A: Act like you've been there before.

That punishment might be a bit more severe than it seems. I mean, David Carradine also suffered a one-game suspension, and look where it got him.

Gah. Meant to say 'single,' or 'album,' but not single album.

Can't wait for single album to drop.

"He got one two. I got thousands."

Meanwhile, Rick Perry also seems to want something; he just can't remember what.

Also worked up about the dropping of balls? Justin Bieber.

Ardbeg 10? I've never heard of it. Good stuff, eh? I'll look for it. Thanks!

Upper Canada Dark Ale? Man, that sounds a looooong way from Central Texas, but I'd like to give it a try. I love dark ale, and it loves me. We've never fought, not once.

You have a greyhound, too? Awesome. Yuni and I discussed greyhounds a while back. My guy passed away about two and a half years ago, and I still haven't gotten over it. He was the best dog ever.

Tricky, indeed. I'll bet that after you went to sleep, he made a plate of nachos.

Yeah, that's right, you and I did discuss Hill Country in DC. (Weird how we can remember a 'Net convo, like, more than a year old. I don't even remember yesterday, but I can remember that? Huh.) Anyhoo, yeah, that ol' rat bastard Santa Anna — I had 'im made into toilet paper.

Listen, would you like to move next door to me?

Hell, dude, I hear you on the weather. It was 82 here yesterday, and it's like 70-something right now. Life is so freaking good it's ridiculous. I'm sitting out on the deck, drinking Belgian, watching the lightning and talking to you summabitches. Weirdly, though, it was exactly a year ago when Texas, poor Texas,…

No kidding? I'm too lazy to brew my own beer, but I have several friends and relatives who do the deed, and to a man they totally dig it. I've been to two — count 'em, two — weddings where the groom brewed all the brewski, and in both cases it was awesome and I won the dance contest. Or at least that's the way I…

I dunno. I always prefer my sobriety with a nice after-dinner wine.

Glen Livet is a gift from the whiskey gods, I'll tell you what. I once did the Malt Whiskey Trail in Scotland, or at least half of it, I really don't remember, but good lord that stuff is good.