The Grimbergen is absolutely . . . what's the word I'm looking for? . . . ineffable.

Jeez, dude, what's next, a Gran Mal Seizure Ale?

It's hard to fully embrace cannibalism, because by then the body is in pieces.

Drinky DUAN

A Very Jort Debate

The Webster-Coleman debate also stood up to the hype.

Very Spork Debate: Is The Combo Fork-And-Spoon The Planet's Best Utensil?

Pictured, left to right: veni, vidi, vino.

Determined to return to the lineup, Helmburg promises "fireworks from the number-two hole."

"I'm walking around with a mullet on my head and a star on deck."

Awesome. +1

+1

+1

Pictured: ball, sack.

Also with three stars?

Toilets? No. Californians? Yes.

I have to be honest. I'm tired of doing that.

By coincidence, infinite divisibility is the explanation I give when my wife says this roll of toilet paper is almost finished and could I please get her another roll, hurrrrrrrrrrrry!

I am humoring you! I am humoring everyone! See, in Europe, they call football soccer! Or soccer football! Or maybe they call it hockey! I can't be sure! Who am I, and why am I here?

Sadly, I am married to Nyota Uhura, Lieutenant Commander of the starship Enterprise, so this does me no good.