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M42 really does rock.

No, I believe the galaxy of which you speak is located in Jason Whitlock's belly button.

If you're such a professional astronomist, why can't they get any pitching?

M51 is a pretty goddamn good galaxy, that's for sure. It has a Chili's and, I think, a Red Robin.

Astronomy DUAN

That was you? Yeah, I was the dude reading the Derrida book upside-down.

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ESPN did indeed correct other by adding the necessary Don't b.

Art! Explains Why Garfunkel Is An Awesome Name

Oh, I wouldn't worry about it. I pretty much kill my own jokes, or at least mortally wound them.

I once went to see some B.C. writers talk, and it was all "mastodon this" and "Bronze Age" that and "I can't wait till the baby Jesus is born so we can stop talking this way" the other.

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Apparently, I'll have to find a new way to announce I'm America's No. 1 masturbator.

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No, actually, the most A-Rod thing ever would be A-Rod standing in front of a mirror kissing a gossip mag with A-Rod on the cover looking at himself in a mirror kissing a gossip mag with A-Rod on the cover looking at himself in a mirror kissing a gossip mag with A-Rod on the cover looking at himself . . .

On a related note, Terrell Owens is now accepting handwritten trade ideas.

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DEAF-SCHOOL MIXER A SUCCESS!

In a further demonstration of inter-sports prowess, Carlisle later used a 2 iron to destroy the official's mailbox.