Well, yeah, SAS really is number one.

As Gisele will no doubt attest, the worst thing about the 2012 Range Rover's patented Retro Dashboard TV is all the weird things you have to do to get reception.

Time stopped? No surprise to me. Had you bastards bothered to read Stephen Hawking's A Brief History of Arena Time, you'd have known there is a tiny black hole near every crease.

Congrats, buddy.

Not feeling the pain of an unfortunate header? Karl Wallenda.

Actually, I planned to start the Alabama Pax Cam until I realized it was the wrong kind of peace.

The lesson? Don't say boo when they say Ra!

I believe you're talking about the Alabama Rax Cam.

a bilingual +1 to you, good sir.

Amigo, you can't put poise on an enchilada.

For Victor Cruz, the rest is salsa.

In similar fashion, Mary Decker Slaney is still selling the International Runner Down T-shirt.

+1

On a related note, Kraftbirks just never sold well, mostly because the cheese melted upon contact with hot pavement.

Dead Angler: The Dyslexic's Guide to German Golfers Who Have Moved to the Miami Area

Security footage revealed that he wasn't drunk; he was getting a blowjob from Graham James.

+1

Actually, Rodgers decided to piss into the wind after recalling a certain former teammate who pooped into a low-pressure trough.

In all honestly, Parasol really does provide better coverage.

/ducks paperweight