By coincidence, "cricket announcing" is what Carlos Mencia calls comedy.

Reminiscent, yes, but this guy was a better shooter.

It should also be noted that parsley, rosemary and thyme get more colorful with, you know, oregano.

It is Brian Kelly, however, who gets more colorful with rage.

Brilliant.

As for Chuck Finley, the comment that came back to haunt him was "I do."

Well, if it's any consolation, Jeffrey Dahmar made energy bars with real Lambda Chis.

I wonder what this will do to my stock in Sean Astin Energy Bars.

Dear Deadspin commenter:

However, as evidenced by this comment, Milbury has not protested the "punsification" of hockey.

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Meanwhile, Chris Berman is heavily endorsing S'moreIt.com.

Prison Inmate Says Larry Fine Comically Abused Him 60 Years Ago, Pressured Him Into Wooden Planks Upside The Head

I'm not sure how, but that joke both sucks and blows.

This is good.

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You're right. Rominger is a regular Matlock. But what you don't realize in your rush to judgment is that in order to achieve that status, he had to switch to a high-fiber diet.

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Funny, but "shootout clincher" was the name Wyatt Earp gave to his pesky little turd just prior to the Gunfight at the OK Corral.

I think the lesson we can all learn from this is that it's best that you not buy your cocaine from a federal agent.