Oh, man, that is good.

Chalk this up to coincidence, but upon my admission to Golden Corral's new all-you-can-eat sex-addiction clinic, I learned that patients refer to the facility as Lob City, because it is full of soft tossers.

OK, I typed ecupirateclub.com into my browser, but instead of East Carolina football, what I saw was an absolutely livid Molly Parton totally ranting at the mammarian fame of her identical twin.

Yours might be better, but mine is lower.

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Endomorphs aren't particularly in demand, either, which is why Shawn Kemp is out of a job.

One wonders now if, during the Compass Bowl, the players will have any sense of direction.

Don't forget Jumbo Lay Ya

To be fair, you don't necessarily speak for Tom Cruise.

On behalf of the late, great Charles Napier, I thank you.

This reminds me of the time Ted Koppel asked Pat Robertson what he'd like for Ramadan.

And yet somehow the Lord let Rudy Tomjanovich lose his teeth at the age of 29.

Having Played Can't Fight This Feelin' Since 1984, Neal Doughty Is A Miserable Speedwagoner

Basketball in the mid-90s?

Valkilmery

Vanilla K-Y

Mission: Fellatio

The In-and-Outsiders

Manority Report