Loins for Lambs

The Color of Yummy

Jerry Mmmmmmguire

Two Good Men

Cock/Tail

The Firm II

Well, that reminds me of ConsentingAnswers.com, which is the site Mark Sanchez uses to ascertain the age of consent in various of the 50 states.

That reminds me of ConventingAnswers.com, which is how you at least attempt to solve a problem like Maria.

"I don't want to start the Eiffel Tower. You start the Eiffel Tower."

None of these should be confused with InvectiveAnswers.com,, which is a clearinghouse for Rex Ryan's responses to fans and the media.

Tyrann's grandfather, the Honey Codger, don't remember if he don't care.

The NFL is also offering a gorgeous chiaroscuro of Mike Webster's scattered ashes.

Oh, InvestingAnswers.com. At first, I thought it said InventingAnswers.com, which is the site Joe Amendola started to explain his client's behavior.

+1 fallen angel

Don't forget:

Coincidentally, or perhaps not coincidentally at all, Sanchez does have a passer rating of 66.6.

Demonic Deadspin? Devil's Cut bourbon? Jeez, I think I need to approve pink commenter Anton_LaVey's_Vindictive_Ghost and read his insights on Miroslav Satan.

Also filed under "Who Gives A Shit:" Lady Coprophilia's client list.

Rocker Admits To Drug Use, Proves It By Returning Home From Concert And Choking On Own Vomit

Jeez, leave it to me. I tried to subscribe to Risque Business but instead subscribed to Bisque Business, and now I'm left with a guide to America's finest creamy soups.