@AzureTexan

I saw Wilco last Thursday night here in Austin. Great show, for sure.

These days, a lot of your smarter owls will insist on Lasik.

It's OK if you love me. In fact, I'm totally cool with it. Keep in mind, though, that as our relationship continues, I will consistently disappointment you in a predictable litany of conventional ways:

Hmmm... That should have read " a relatively enlightened family of barn owls."

Rendezvous is indeed overrated. It's really the worst place in town. The best places in Memphis, IMHO, are Blues City Cafe, Central BBQ, Corky's, Cozy Corner, Neely's, Interstate BBQ and, believe it not, BB King's, though maybe I hit BB's on a good night. But I kid you not, those ribs were fantastic. Also, with BB…

I have never been to a reunion.

Howzabout FAVREflaccid?

This reminds me of the Leona Helmsley Memorial Steeplechase, where, instead of hurdling a series of 36-inch barriers, competitors leap over a succession of elderly pensioners in the throes of gran mal seizures.

His sister, who happens to be the president of the Dann Florek Fan Club, refers to herself as The Girl With The Cragen Tattoo.

Barry, that should really read "historic lack of action." For an example of historical lack of action, please refer to the Five-Day (Four of Which Were Spent Playing Scrabble) War.

"On its own, this passage isn't funny enough."

Another clear steal is the Insight Bowl's invisibility cloak.

In related news, officials at Notre Dame have issued a posthumous pardon to a Mr. Quasimodo.

+1

Meanwhile, Pennsylvania mom Sasha Sukdmeov wants to change the name of her son Sandusky.

Bravo America? Indeed, in accordance with a constitution drawn up by Camille Grammer and Adrienne Maloof, the breakaway republic will require that all citizens flaunt spray-on tans while saying things of no importance.

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Another story that holes have emerged in is that of Ron Jeremy.

Bill Dance Outdoors