sorry...but not

Poor bear. Imagine the indigestion from eating all that tannned leather and sinew.

Might I humbly suggest to Mr. Price an alternative form of transportation:

This has Trump’s vote, he likes PP.

Presenting the First Lady of the Night.

Pepto Abysmal.

Yet more evidence that Satan is the protagonist of the bible. Not only did Satan bring consciousness to humanity, he also refrains from mass murder: the only people Satan killed in the bible were Job’s family and that was done at the request of God in order to prove a bet. God on the other hand regularly murders out…

“No, no. I get the reference. I’m just struggling with its stupidity.”

Am I the only one who thought of this after reading “freakishly long neck”?

The NYTs took him to task this morning:

No, Mr. Nazi Puncher, I expect you to die.

1. I’m a New Yorker, and I can assure you I gave a shit about the eclipse. To wit, what seemed like the entirety of my office building was up on top of the beautiful roof deck we have overlooking the east river to watch it

This is what people mean when they talk about “coded language.”

It’s equivalent of being the interim coach for the Cleveland Browns.

#Deadspinned

I worship Culver’s onion rings, so it sort of works for me.

Cosmo or BuzzFeed

Beauty by Cthulhu: For when you want to REALLY drive him insane.

It’s not climate change. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus, that’s all.