It’s just turtles all the way down.

I’m sure the authorities have a bone to pick with them, though

I disagree.

The red hat of The Noble Renard is also acceptable. But only those two.

That just reminds of this from Archer:

Zelda/Link 2020: Wisdom, Courage, Stability

It wasn’t hate that killed him...

Jeez. You mean the same family that denies Josh doing anything harmful also denies their involvement in a patriarchal movement?

They aren’t. This person clearly refuses to acknowledge that this entire family doesn’t give a shit about the girls being damaged. The girls aren’t people. They exist to create, support, and serve men.

I also don’t believe for a second that the parents didn’t force/guilt them into this. As far as the parents are concerned, Josh is the real victim in all this.   

[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]

Nintendo showed the first glimpse of Splatoon 2's single-player mode, called “Hero Mode,” at the end of today’s Nintendo Direct. This is where all the “Squid Sisters Stories” stuff was leading, as you may have guessed. Since the original Splatoon’s single-player was excellent, I have high hopes.

White person chiming in to also cop to owning a sword. My reasons have more to do with ancient assassins who might crash through my windows at any moment and the endless arguments with my wife about why we need a sword in every room of the house.

Dear Kellyanne,

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