starred for entirely relevant sailor fucking moon reference. sailor moon forever!

Really?

Does Trump know how to fiddle? Asking for a friend.

I thought it was because they’d all gone down to the crossroads, to meet with Cheney…

You know serious shit’s going on when you need to hide in the bushes because you don’t want to answer questions.

What’s the point of feeling, Madge?

That mike can be remotely detonated.

I periodically sing this to myself, with special emphasis on the greatest con in history. Basically I want a shirt with Flynn, Page, and the following: You and I friend/will go down/in history, We’ll find a man to play the part and teach him what to say/dress him up and take him to DC, Imagine the reward that dear old…

Anti-education is so correct. Our new head of family planning Teresa Manning believes “contraceptives don’t work.” Guess myself and all my friends who have IUD’s or take birth control pills have just been lucky not to get pregnant for the past 15 years. It’s definitely not the 99.9% effective scientifically proven…

And let’s not forget: Luke and Leia were both adopted! They wouldn’t stand for this Dark Side Fuckery!

Dear Republicans:

I feel like I should go home at lunch and play with our foster kittens to get my blood pressure down. I’m halfway dizzy from angst.

I DM and subconsciously give all my bad guys a southern twang. regardless of the setting. Game set in Asia? Bad guy is from Tennessee, Fighting in Mirkwood? Boss is from Mississippi. 

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

Such a brave brave man, that Donald Trump.

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