Anti-education is so correct. Our new head of family planning Teresa Manning believes “contraceptives don’t work.” Guess myself and all my friends who have IUD’s or take birth control pills have just been lucky not to get pregnant for the past 15 years. It’s definitely not the 99.9% effective scientifically proven…

And let’s not forget: Luke and Leia were both adopted! They wouldn’t stand for this Dark Side Fuckery!

Dear Republicans:

I feel like I should go home at lunch and play with our foster kittens to get my blood pressure down. I’m halfway dizzy from angst.

I DM and subconsciously give all my bad guys a southern twang. regardless of the setting. Game set in Asia? Bad guy is from Tennessee, Fighting in Mirkwood? Boss is from Mississippi. 

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

Such a brave brave man, that Donald Trump.

host John Dickerson backed Donald Trump into a literal corner

A good thing about trump is that he is going to die. Soon I hope.

I took a mount douchemore at about 9am.

“...given an opportunity to respect a woman like that..”

“an opportunity to respect a woman like that” - I will NEVER respect a woman like that. She’s a woman who is out of touch, has not accomplished anything on her own, does not stand for the rights of women or the exploited, etc. If by “a woman like that”, he means a woman who can speak in complete sentences yet say…

But when women support women, they’re just “voting with their vagina.”

During the break we were commenting on Ivanka’s voice and how it maintained a slow and steady rhythm then resonated like a smooth jizz radio BJ. This was in no way a joke about anything else.

Childcare can now be paid for via lashings delivered by old, white men.

The fact that Hillary had more faithless electors makes me want to die.