They cried “The election is rigged” until “Trump won, get over it!”

Have you ever heard of the “loaf of bread” analogy of parallel universes? The idea is that each universe is one slice, stacked side by side like a loaf of sandwich bread.

I have been tweeting support to my favorite journalists because I want them to know how valuable their work is. Trump is gunning to censor the media and dissent. I will continue my Twitter escapades, which also include trolling Trump supporters and Nazi sympathizers, so that they dont feel discouraged. Also, one of…

I know that Darth Vader, the Dark Lord of the Sith, is a maniacal warlord bent on interplanetary galactic domination through genocide and oppression, who rules through fear and intimidation, and whose plans include the destruction of entire planets. 

They look right, and you go left.

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

I will wake you in 2018. That’s one of the reason we got into this mess. Dems miss out on the midterms.

There is no legal provision for a “do-over” or a “nope, he doesn’t become president” as a direct result of a criminal investigation (or conviction).

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

It doesn’t matter if he hates the job, though. He’s surrounded by people who will be happy to do a Weekend at Bernie’s with his corpse if it comes to it.

If we all keep shitting bricks, that’s how he’ll build the wall

“I am the way into the city of woe,
I am the way into eternal pain,
I am the way to go among the lost.

Justice caused my high architect to move,
Divine omnipotence created me,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.

Before me there were no created things
But those that last forever—as do I.
Abandon all hope, you who enter…

After all this, Tiffany will likely be one of the main suspects if someone shoots Trump by the sun dial in Centeral Park right after he unveils the sunblocker on top of Trump Tower.

People are going to say they don’t care who you vote for, so long as you vote and participate in the great American democracy.

I’ve been up since 3 am and will probably start self-medicating as soon as I apply for a few jobs because my stress level is off the charts.

But just think, the portrait of him hidden away in his attic looks FANTASTIC

“That’s incredible! I have the same combination on my luggage!”

It’s been a busy week....