Actually, I would love to see him have it and try to figure out what to do with it. 

It’s almost as if time and time again Republicans prove that Party-First gets shit done, and Democrats can’t just follow through with that sentiment to get shit done for dumb reasons like “my feelings” or “I just don’t trust her” or “but her emails” or whatever dumb shit they come up with. We’re in a bad spot, this…

Watching this reminds me of those videos you used to see on America’s Funniest Home Videos. The entire wedding party standing on a rickety old dock, or a rickety old patio, whatever. A good ~50 people standing on something that was not built to have ~50 people on it at one time. And then they all go tumbling down. 

I love it when that episode of Chopped comes on cause I can actually say “Hey! I know who that guys is!”

Agree completely. I have absolutely no interest in team based shooters but I can appreciate the completely bonkers amount of detail and uniqueness that goes into all the characters from Overwatch. If this was a game that had a single player campaign along the lines of like, just as an example lets say Borderlands, I’d…

“Supporting seniors is bad!” says old man. 

You know the bitch ain’t right if she talks about herself in the third person. 

Stealing Pokémon booster packs out of the sealed Wizard of the Coast magazines. I’d go into the grocery store and walk out with a good dozen every time there was a new magazine. (Was that a monthly release? I can’t remember...) Eventually the magazines stopped coming with booster packs. 

Which is why I was not surprised at all to see movie-industry-adjacent critics assaulting it with a coordinated campaign of 0% ratings.

Yeah, I was wondering where the SNES Jurassic Park game was going to fall in this list. I too was never able to beat it.

Doocy called out to the reporters gathered to confirm that a sitting president had never done what Trump did before: coming out of the West Wing and doing ad hoc press. 

Wow, Tim Kaine’s son is hot. Way to bury the lead.

The sleazy New York Democrats, and their now disgraced (and run out of town) A.G. Eric Schneiderman, are doing everything they can to sue me on a foundation that took in $18,800,000 and gave out to charity more money than it took in, $19,200,000. I won’t settle this case!...

Happy Birthday, you’ve been served.

Yoshida on his anonymous account: “Get out of the fucking orange you scrub!”

“Won’t somebody please think of the children?

Is it possible that SE had to save some stuff for Sony’s presentation? Could FF7Re be ending up there as a PS4 exclusive?

SE: Please make sure to stay tuned until the very end!