Stealing Pokémon booster packs out of the sealed Wizard of the Coast magazines. I’d go into the grocery store and walk out with a good dozen every time there was a new magazine. (Was that a monthly release? I can’t remember...) Eventually the magazines stopped coming with booster packs. 

Which is why I was not surprised at all to see movie-industry-adjacent critics assaulting it with a coordinated campaign of 0% ratings.

Yeah, I was wondering where the SNES Jurassic Park game was going to fall in this list. I too was never able to beat it.

Doocy called out to the reporters gathered to confirm that a sitting president had never done what Trump did before: coming out of the West Wing and doing ad hoc press. 

Wow, Tim Kaine’s son is hot. Way to bury the lead.

The sleazy New York Democrats, and their now disgraced (and run out of town) A.G. Eric Schneiderman, are doing everything they can to sue me on a foundation that took in $18,800,000 and gave out to charity more money than it took in, $19,200,000. I won’t settle this case!...

Happy Birthday, you’ve been served.

Yoshida on his anonymous account: “Get out of the fucking orange you scrub!”

“Won’t somebody please think of the children?

Is it possible that SE had to save some stuff for Sony’s presentation? Could FF7Re be ending up there as a PS4 exclusive?

SE: Please make sure to stay tuned until the very end!

Melania, Melania, let down your hair!

Not only that but I’ve always viewed anti-vac people as basically saying “I’d rather my kid die of a preventable disease than be autistic.” Because that’s what it pretty much boils down to. They don’t want an autistic child, and they blame the vaccines for that possibility. They’d rather their child just outright die…

Frank Burns is his favorite character.

Rumor has it it was kidney punches.

Today in news that makes you wonder how we’re all still alive...

There’d never be a push for it. Democrats think they’re untouchable when they’re in power (or they never have majority everywhere like Trump has now) to push it even if they wanted. GOP won’t do it because, based on popularity votes, they’d always lose. It’s all about manipulating the Electoral College.

Wait a minute, I’ve seen that cop before without his mask on.