Rumor has it it was kidney punches.

Today in news that makes you wonder how we’re all still alive...

There’d never be a push for it. Democrats think they’re untouchable when they’re in power (or they never have majority everywhere like Trump has now) to push it even if they wanted. GOP won’t do it because, based on popularity votes, they’d always lose. It’s all about manipulating the Electoral College.

Wait a minute, I’ve seen that cop before without his mask on.

Even the dumpsters want out of Pittsburgh.

Why did he do it? It’s quite simply, really.

Ugh, that’s a tough choice between yours and my preferred candidate:

Naked and Afraid: Celebrity Edition

Beat me to it.

I’d like to say it was something innocent like “landlord looking to make sure there’s no signs of termites or mold or whatever” but this is the real world and it’s never something innocent like actually doing the job of a landlord.

“Do you sometimes forget what happened while you were drinking?”

She clearly lies, because she’s already torturing my eyes with that busy dress.

Rudy Giuliani also went on to proclaim “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”

“She seldom sets foot in the West Wing,” said one person with firsthand knowledge.

It’s best not to consume food cooked with a fire that is fueled by refuse. There’s some taint that even a good blaze can’t get out.

Is Kellyanne Conway doing similar math meth for her employer?

Intentional shitty handwriting so it can’t be traced...