Tote life.

Rumor has it it was kidney punches.

How the wrapped tick came to be trapped in amber remains a mystery.

Today in news that makes you wonder how we’re all still alive...

There’d never be a push for it. Democrats think they’re untouchable when they’re in power (or they never have majority everywhere like Trump has now) to push it even if they wanted. GOP won’t do it because, based on popularity votes, they’d always lose. It’s all about manipulating the Electoral College.

That former employee is wondering where he left his doorstop.

Wait a minute, I’ve seen that cop before without his mask on.

Even the dumpsters want out of Pittsburgh.

I had an issue with Comcast last night. They recently removed a handful of channels from Digital Starter to Digital Preferred, one of which was Cartoon Network. I could get it back by upgrading, $17/mo more on top of my already $113 monthly bill. Seeing as how CN was literally the only channel on the Digital Preferred…

Why did he do it? It’s quite simply, really.

Ugh, that’s a tough choice between yours and my preferred candidate:

Which one sticks their hand up the other’s ass when they’re both dummies?

Naked and Afraid: Celebrity Edition

Beat me to it.

I’d like to say it was something innocent like “landlord looking to make sure there’s no signs of termites or mold or whatever” but this is the real world and it’s never something innocent like actually doing the job of a landlord.

Nah, Zeke Stane, Obadiah’s son.

“Do you sometimes forget what happened while you were drinking?”

She clearly lies, because she’s already torturing my eyes with that busy dress.

Rudy Giuliani also went on to proclaim “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”