Alright class, launch your American History textbook app and swipe over to chapter 30. We’re going to begin studying the 2016~2020 White Nationalist Resurgence, more commonly referred to as the “Dank Ages”.

We have that term already. It’s “Teenager”.

I can only assume Rick Scott’s full name is Richard Scott, of which a usual nickname for Richard is Dick. I would not have placed the image of Florida, the flaccid phallus of America, in his logo with how easy it is to change his name on every sign from Rick to Dick. This is bad branding.

But what if my test drive with the liberal hype is more enjoyable? And it gets more miles per gallon.

What do RG3 and Colin.K have in common?

But my DPS.

All part of the GOP plan:

Is there a way to tell if its your waiter or the cooking staff that messed up an order? And should I feel bad for tipping less if it isn’t actually the waiter’s fault?

Trump then changed the topic to funding and noted how the military would soon be “at a level it’s never been before”

I’d feel sorry for them, but they’re Jehovah’s Witnesses and they deserve no pity.

“An obsessive drive to turn ideas into reality. They may not be good ideas, and they may result in half-completed games but god dammit, we’ll bring those ideas to reality.”

Cerberus Capital Management

No, he wants to make it clear that he had nothing to do with something that no one even accused him of having anything to do with. In other words: He did it.

Exactly. Now eat your unseasoned chicken breast.

You know for a fact that the White People Meeting only has Angelfood Cake for their meetings.

You’re forgetting the fact that more than likely, even if the hero in said situation agrees “to do X”, the bad guy will kill all those people anyway.

Welp, there goes that plan I suppose...

How much money you think every person who voted for Hillary would need to pitch in to buy Fox News outright just to shut it down?

He’s not big on decorating, but he is big on spending money frivolously. Especially if that money isn’t his.