“An obsessive drive to turn ideas into reality. They may not be good ideas, and they may result in half-completed games but god dammit, we’ll bring those ideas to reality.”

Cerberus Capital Management

No, he wants to make it clear that he had nothing to do with something that no one even accused him of having anything to do with. In other words: He did it.

Exactly. Now eat your unseasoned chicken breast.

You know for a fact that the White People Meeting only has Angelfood Cake for their meetings.

You’re forgetting the fact that more than likely, even if the hero in said situation agrees “to do X”, the bad guy will kill all those people anyway.

Welp, there goes that plan I suppose...

How much money you think every person who voted for Hillary would need to pitch in to buy Fox News outright just to shut it down?

He’s not big on decorating, but he is big on spending money frivolously. Especially if that money isn’t his.

He is also currently a co-host on the weekend edition of Fox & Friends, where he once accidentally struck a West Point Hellcats marching band drummer with a FUCKING AXE.

“I’m really at a point where we’re getting very close to having the Cabinet and other things that I want,”

This is so subtle, it deserves more stars.

Now, with the president more directly involved in managing American diplomacy, we can rest easily knowing there’s a master scammer at the wheel.

It’s dumbasses all the way down.

“I don’t know what some of you expect us to do.”

Turns out there’s only room for one very corrupt and stupid person in the White House.

Asked whether Trump tuned in to “60 Minutes,” Sanders said, “I’m not sure if he saw the whole thing or not.” 

It makes me wonder how much time was wasted in development, having text menus pop up just for Squall to go “...” .

I will agree to disagree, and instead look back fondly on the golden age of SNES JRPGs and try not to think about where it all went wrong.

After two games with brooding antagonists and Diesel/Cyber Punk worlds, it was a breathe of fresh air to return back to a classic fantasy story with wholesome characters who just sort of stumble into this amazing adventure. And even when Zidane turned into the brooding antagonist toward the end, it gave us one of the…