Nah, the correct answer is always Kage Bunshin no Jutsu, so I can send my shadow clone to work and I can stay home and play video games all day.

Let’s face it, when the Mushroom Kingdom sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending their Goombas, their Koopa Troopas. And some, I assume, are good mushroom people.

*Barfs*

Ravel’s Bolero is an awesome pick. One of my favorites.

Hey! She runs a successful business! exists.

Maybe, just maybe, the difference between a white person being called a saltine cracker and a black person being called the n-word is the couple hundred years of oppression that black people had to/are still enduring? I mean, I’m just guessing here.

The Hot/Crazy scale strikes again.

Float?

Hachi, there are a few absolute truths in this world. The sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Gravity keeps your feet on the ground. Hachi can do no wrong. You just don’t question these things.

The only thing that could have gotten Trump into that building was six billion dollars, every copy of the pee tape in existence, and a bucket of extra crispy KFC.

Perhaps because people have these things called opinions?

Amano’s original artwork for Terra had her blonde, but the spritework and the portrait used in the original SNES release had her with the iconic mint green hair. Dissidia had the blonde hair be the normal outfit, and the mint green be the alternative outfit. I feel the mint green is more recognizable, especially with…

Not sure how I feel about changing Terra’s hair from mint green to blonde. Sure, she’s blonde in the original Amano artwork, but she has that mint green hair in the original FFVI spritework... Plus you already have another blonde female party member. Definitely conflicted on that change...

Yeah, I’m probably a horrible person for thinking the same but I’d love to see a little “Live by the sword, die by the sword” retribution aimed at these chucklefucks.

Half-Life XV Confirmed

Which Chipotle are you going to where they stuff the burritos to maximum capacity still? All my local Chipotles have seriously cut back on the amount of food they give you. I remember many occasions where the person wrapping the burrito completely blew it out because it was so overstuffed, and even the bowls were…

Yeah, no one sane wants this turd sandwich when Trump’s done with it.

If I were Oprah, I’d run in 2020 out of spite.