Ding ding ding, we have a winner.

Ah! That’s where I remember seeing this loony from!

He’s so woke he went back to sleep.

I never thought of going back left. I went back around, made sure on the approach I left safe places on the ground. I feel so stupid now.

Shooter had “repeatedly referred to his genitalia as a gun.”

What the hell was wrong with the CGI turtles show they had? That one was actually pretty good.

There I am in Riven Road back in 1.x.

I thought everything the Trump administration did was to help out those with cocks.

Judging by these tweets I’d say he holds the office of Asskisser in Chief.

I can’t believe it took this long to replace Jabba the Hutt.

Bully for that then, no need to restock the liquor cabinet just yet.

I’m assuming the Administration puts a crony in charge of the FBI and they quietly dismantle the Russia investigation from the inside rather than straight up firing Mueller which would be tantamount to admitting wrongdoing.

GOP doesn’t care about quality of life, they expect women to spit out that baby no matter what kind of life they’ll have or how much debt it will make the parents go into. It’s all part of their plan to keep the poor poor.

I work in the food business, like, on the processing side. Union members get one sick day a month, non-union get four hours a month. It’s ridiculous. These are the people handling your food before it’s shipped off places. I’m honestly surprised severe outbreaks aren’t more common when I see people working through some…

Does anyone else see the resemblance to Matt Smith, or is it just me?

That makes sense, thanks. The more you know.

Thanks, forgotten all those silly little rules.

You may vaguely remember that Grace and Frankie is a thing, but it’s up there as one of my wife and I’s (me and my wife’s? English is so stupid.) favorite Netflix originals.

The joke was about how even professional athletes act like asses sometimes. You’re not very good at this joke thing, are you?