Two points:

Despite what Mommy, movies and video games told you, you aren’t the sole protagonist of a heroic tale; you’re often the antagonist, or an unremarkable side note.

Hey, she was communicating with people! It was just concerning last night’s episode of Real Housewives. Not actual work stuff.

151,647 people in ten months, we can extrapolate that it’s 15,165 (rounded up) people every month. 30,330 estimated in November and December combined. That’s a total of 181,977 for the entire first year of Trump’s run (estimated).

So what you’re saying is start drinking now so when the nukes start flying at least I’m properly buzzed?

God damnit, I’m going to hell for snortling at that one.

Sounds like a plan.

I agree with you. Like I said, this whole administration has made me a cynical fucker and I should really take up yoga or a drinking habit or something to get through the next three years.

I’m so torn between “she didn’t deserve that” and “lay with dogs, you’re bound to get fleas”.

That’s a real danger, LED lights in our water. Some might say it’s even... shocking.

Super Mario Land 2 is one of the more underrated games in Nintendo’s library

I think the only silver lining here (lol, who am I kidding, there is none!) is that signing it before the beginning of the year means everything goes into effect 2018 rather than 2019 and completely fucks over re-election for all the GOP that worked to bring this monstrosity to life.

Cannot agree more.

Awww, look at little Nikki making threats like a Telltale game.

That’s a trick question, I don’t think either of them could spell IQ.

Nope, we didn’t accidentally return to our regularly scheduled universe where Hillary won and all is right in the world. We’re still on Earth-2.

How long until Fox News says the Pentagon is staging a coup?

Guys, she just isn’t that smart. Her business was a birthday gift from daddy (or maybe a “thanks for letting me raw-dog you” gift), her success is a fraud, and she’s probably not even worth anything like her father. Give this woman a vocabulary test and she’ll fail it. Give her any kind of test for that matter and…