I hated playing baseball as a kid. My parents thought I needed to play a sport and signed me up for baseball. Outfield was where they stuck the kids they knew either didn’t want to play or couldn’t play well, and much like this comic strip, no one took the time to actually teach fundamentals. Time was devoted solely…

That certainly looks like a Presidential stocking stuffer if ever I’ve seen one.

“political climate inside Washington has made it impossible for me to receive balanced and fair consideration for this position.”

I still can’t get over the fact that she looks like she saw a ghost. I half expected her to leap straight up, run in place in the air for a few seconds, then dash off with a cloud of dust in her wake.

She really should have said “Spiritual Education”, but then I guess all the religious people would get uppity.

I’m watching Megyn Kelly.

• Megyn Kelly surprised everyone in the audience with a Feed bag.

• Goldie Hawn said, “We have physical education. We do not have mental education.”

Or people pissy that a certain company’s Italian Plumber is getting all the praise since last week?

To play devil’s advocate, you can call Lee a great general in a very similar vein you’d call Grievous a great general.

The apologists/revisionists coming out of the woodwork to paint Lee and other Confederates as “great men” are going to give me a fucking aneurysm. The core reason, quite possibly the only reason, the Civil War happened, is because of slavery. There was no nuance. There was no gray area. This was literally a (and…

Is it bad that whenever these things happen, I hope to hell it’s a middle aged white guy just so Trump doesn’t have any ammunition to work with? I mean, I’d rather him sit there and not say a damned word because it was a white man than him have an excuse to hop on Twitter and start yelling from up on high about…

I mean, she could just be glamming it up. Otherwise I have no idea who she is possibly trying to be. Completely stumped.

Is Adele supposed to be one of the witches from Hocus Pocus? That’s my best guess.

It’s weird, you put a quarter in and he just keeps saying the same thing. “Let me out, please, someone, let me out.”

I admit it. I laughed. But only because she looks like she saw a g-g-g-g-ghost! before passing out.

I want my show to be immersive, as in, I’m immersed in ice cold water by the end, fighting people off my giant door that surely other people can fit onto.

General Kelly an asshole all along... or someone finally dropped a Yeerk in his ear?