Your writing skills are already leagues above and beyond her’s. I say go for it.

“Fifty Shades Darker: The Search for More Money”.

Edit: “One trick pony” may have also been the risky google image search of the day.

I read like, a couple pages when her drivel first came out and rated it as a “Hard Pass”. The fact that it started as a Twilight fanfiction did not help it in the slightest. That people actually like this shit confuses me. That it got a movie deal makes me sad. That it makes people walk into adult toy stores looking…

From the woman who’s never actually been in a BDSM club...

Jesus Christ, he’s only two years older than me? I would have pegged him to be in his fifties. I no longer feel insecure about my looks.

Extreme Evoboost feels so hated in the community right now. People will legit take a loss on Pokemon Showdown if you manage to get it off and pass it properly. Moxie Krookodile and Power Trip is my choice for the Baton Pass receiver. All those boosts, plus the ability to increase your attack with each KO, and Power…

Friendly reminder to those trying to get a house in Shirogane: If you see anyone trying to flip plots, report them.

Five bucks says Miller was beat up regularly in High School.

To the troll I dismissed who thinks Trump only said the word “pussy” and that’s okay, you’re in an idiot if you think that’s all he has ever done to women.

I agree, but you can’t rule out that the guy was just a scumbag who felt it was easier getting into another woman’s pants by not bringing up his current relationship/marriage even if he had approval from his spouse. The doctored photos and such do sort of lean toward the narrative that it was not an open relationship…

So, I guess if Mr.Weinstein was running for President, no one would have cared about the sexual harassment allegations, right? That’s how it works in America, right?

Possible outcomes:

I don’t know who else is going to get up and tell him to let the mic go and sit down. 

Lost: One Spine. If found, please return to Rex Tillerson.

Can someone who honestly believed Trump was good for the LGBTQ+ community please chime in with how they feel right now? I’d really love to know.

Fucking asshole. Sessions, that is.

So, all clues point to this guy planning on escaping and continuing his acts of terror elsewhere based on how much ammunition, and guns (and I think he had explosives in his car?) they found after. Was there legit enough time for this guy to get away before the cops figured out where he was firing from? Also, I heard…

In a statement regarding her Anti-Bullying stance, Melania made reference to how “Moose and Squirrel” are always blowing her and Trump up.