Something something build that wall something something?

My sophisticated guess, totally based on real facts, is somewhere between the Battle of Hoth and the Battle of Hogwarts. Or, you know, probably a week or so before voting day.

Marshall also made a point of misgendering Roem to the Post, saying: “He’s making up stories all over the place, including about his sexual identity.”

“Kushner can’t even fill out the most basic paperwork without screwing it up, so it’s a mystery why anyone thinks he’s somehow going to bring peace to the Middle East.

Poetic justice: Janet sneaks up on Justin mid halftime show and pantses him. Outer and under layer. It would only be fair.

This. When people start losing the argument, their only defense is “U mad bro?” or “nothingburger”. It’s equal parts aggravating and hilarious to see.  

Me right now:

That’s okay, I’m sure Kushner can wear this hat too. After all, wasn’t he supposed to be working on the Opioid Crisis along with bringing peace to the middle east, brokering Russian baby adoption deals, tracking down the stolen plans for the Death Star, working on that horcrux spell for his father-in-law, discovering…

Yeah, we think climate change is stupid. Not so much because we deny it, so much as, we think its funny that you lot think you can do anything about it.

So I’ll just be a grown man playing a game about teenage magical girls fighting monsters to save peoples emotions. I think I can deal with explaining that.

Yeah, a lot of the games that I bought thinking I’d enjoy it (Ar Tonelico Qoga and a few others come to mind) were playing the fanservice up for laughs. Like, a little fanservice is nice and all but if it’s constant and I can’t get through a single battle without wondering why the camera is zooming in on T&A then I’m…

This actually looks interesting. Please tell me it isn’t over the top with anime tropes and excessive fanservice. I’ve given up on a number of JRPG that I should like but they’re laden with so much fanservice that I can’t even enjoy the game.

“Is that a tiny pistol in your pocket or are you just cold?”

 I predict at least four versions of daddy’s “final” will are going to surface.

• Megyn Kelly ended her first episode.

Work Driving Miss Daisy in there and you’ve got gold.

Dismissing day old burner accounts like it’s going out of style~

Yeah, okay, I could get behind that option too.

I want to live in a world where grammatically-challenged white girls never again ask me what Martin Luther King Jr. would have thought about my desire to kick the living shit out of people like the one who spattered his brains on a hotel balcony.