That asterisk in the Constitution has been biting us in the ass for over 200 years!

Considering it’s a nation founded by slave owners on the principle of liberty for all, this kinda thing is baked right into the nation’s DNA.

Murray confirmed it on Twitter, I’m afraid. Frankly he deserves to be writing for a better site, anyway. Hope he’s able to find a new home.

Looks like it’s going to be the last one (Murray confirmed it on Twitter). Which, if I’m not mistaken, leaves Wiki Wormhole as the only worthwhile recurring feature.

I understood what you meant. They don’t even have good apologists around here anymore.

I’m saying that I liked the article and I’d like to see more like it. Sorry if that offends you. While at the same time criticizing the way the site is currently laid out, and the way they promote articles. That’s called offering feedback in the hopes they can improve the reader experience. Maybe I was a bit snarky…

Yeah, this particular article was promoted pretty well. Most of the features I like tend to get buried pretty quickly. I have no idea what determines which articles get what kind of treatment, but it’s not uncommon for something to be almost impossible to find a few hours after it was put up. I posted this out of…

I was actually trying to say something positive about the AV Club. I like the newswire and some of the Great Job, Internet stuff. But it’s nice to see some other features sometimes. I know they’re still posted, but the home page makes them almost impossible to find. I’d like to read more AV Club, but I can’t when all…

Oh hey, AV Club still does real articles sometimes. Good thing I got on the site during the ten minute window where this was findable.

That doesn’t even make sense. Cis men don’t “play” trans women IRL; trans women “play” cis men sometimes, though, if they haven’t transitioned yet or if they’re trying to hide their transition because Grandma’s in town or whatever.

IMy dear fellow Amerikinjians,

There are lots of overlong movies that just need 15-20 minutes cut out, but I always thought Return of the Jedi suffers from being too short. The entire first act is just them rescuing Han Solo, which is more of a standalone short film, and then everything after that is rushed because they have to resolve the Galactic…

he’s never had the opportunity to defend himself

“The media is about to determine the election of a United States Senate campaign.”

Since Gene Simmons is a fucking douchenozzle, here some of the things women have said about Tom Petty:

I did see her play a concert for the 20th anniversary of Exile in Guyville; She played that album front to back, with a few songs from other albums for variety. It was a great concert; I never got to see her in concert when that album was originally released. It does, however, feel a little weird, to be honest. Sure,…

My favorite Gene Simmons story was from Stewart Copeland (drummer from the Police) who was playing with him in a dad band for their kids’ school fundraiser. Multiple celebrity musician dads in the band. And Simmons starts yelling at the sound guy at the back of the room about the mix in his earpiece. And the other…

You know you’ve reached Douchebag Nirvana when you finally manage to get banned from Fox News for being too offensive towards women.

Lighten up, Francis.

Ajit Pai is the bucket of used needles in the urgent care clinic with the biohazard signs on it.