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The unfortunate reality is that it is a partisan issue because way more people on the left care about this sort of thing than those on the right. So any famous liberal will get unloaded on by both sides whereas mostly liberals will chastise conservative predators.

Well, fuck you, you’re not even close to who I was asking. I’m asking people more qualified than me to respond. You’re clearly less qualified. Franken’s actions — including kissing her by force, with force — were obviously horrible, and if you can’t see that, I don’t know what to say. Please move aside so people who…

Supporters of Party A refuse to believe that their candidate molested multiple teenage girls, while supporters of Party B are horrified and furious that their candidate groped an adult woman. Can you guess which is which?

Do you want a cookie? I’m not sure why anyone is taking a victory lap on any of these stories.

First: Fuck. Ew. God no. This is awful, and I’m extremely disappointed with and disgusted by Franken.

Ugh. This disgusting for multiple reasons. First and foremost, because Franken seemed like thoroughly decent guy, and this make it pretty clear he was just incredible creep who hid it well. Me was never crazy about comedian — however smart and politically astute he might be — becoming Senator, but now me really hoping…

Funny has the party of religion and morality is now the party that overlooks those things as long as they maintain a grip on their power.

There is now quite clearly nothing that the Republican base considers unacceptable any more.

Of the two airing currently, one is on CBS All Access and the other stars Seth MacFarlane.

How perfect would it be, though, for Rickman to be unhappy as an ensemble player on a TV show in which his character is an actor who considers himself too good to be associated with a dorky TV show?

Minaj a trois?

A whole Minajerie!

Whoever lived in my last apartment in Brooklyn before I did must have had a lifetime subscription to Paper, because I lived there for 13 years and it never stopped coming. It was all just fashion and trends and garbage. Every month I’d get a new one, and I’d read every word I was even remotely interested in within…

Where have we seen that crooked grin before? Oh, I know...

He’s the worst kind of pot advocate, too. Pot is the solution for everything and, if you don’t like pot, get drug tested at work, etc., well you’re just doing it wrong or smoking the wrong stuff or should get a new job blah blah blah fuck you.

I’m all for the legalization of marijuana, but I’m really tired of people who will Just Not Shut Up about pot.

He’ll never shut up about pot, will he?

PRO-TIP: You can see a movie as many times as you want if you’re good at hiding and don’t mind sleeping in a theater overnight.

I don’t think it’s particularly tantrum-y to be annoyed that an American film gets released in America very late, and in general that there’s a hugely staggered release schedule so a movie can be “out” but unavailable (for any country) for such a long time.