The timey-wimey stuff didn’t make a ton of sense, but I thought she was just stealing because it was the equivalent of a classic car, or something.

Rasmussen was from the 22nd century. He stole the time machine from the guy who was from the 26th. But I think the relevant similarity is using time travel to steal artifacts, which Rasmussen was definitely doing (even if to reverse engineer them into inventions in the past). Also shades of “Captain’s Holiday.”

She’s from the 29^th century, alright. She’s no altruist, though. She’s an antique dealer who goes into the past to find ships right before they would otherwise be destroyed, Freejack-style, and sell them to collectors in the future.

So, what exactly would make The Orville such a valuable collectible in the future if it was destroyed before it could do anything notable? And if she saved it from the Dark Matter field, how would anyone have known that’s what destroyed it if there’s no debris left behind? (Which then creates a paradox because Pria…

Just like the Kardashians! Also like the Kardashians, there’s one the family seems to shun for no reason, all the men have no idea how to style their hair like a human, neither family can spell for shit, the most famous one is famous for having/being a giant ass, one member of the family has recently had their voting…

Actually, the true story is that they implemented Kinja, and that’s the best way to kill off an active community.

Why am I supposed to care about the petty squabbles of shitposting idiots? By suggesting that they are newsworthy, this article might be the highlight of their pathetic lives. Congrats, AVC, you just made some of the worst people in America very happy.

“I came of age in the 60's and 70's, when all the rules about behavior and workplaces were different”

So, “Smell ya later” will become the official goodbye phrase?

Credit when it’s due: it takes real talent to make Carson Daly look like the coolest motherfucker alive.

They’re Trumps. They couldn’t sell shit to a dung beetle.

I’m really looking forward to seeing that entire family behind bars, where they clearly belong. Most corrupt administration in American history.

That DA is a corrupt, loathsome failure who should face criminal investigation.

The idea of a “Hall Of Fame” for something as subjective as art is still kinda stupid. Really, it just gives us something to argue about once a year.

She’s really underexposed in the US (the whole “not touring” thing hasn’t helped)

A tally of upvotes. Comment to Upvote ratio would easily identify quality posters.

Improvements that need to be made to the A.V. Club and Kinja to improve page views, bring back readers, and revive the community:

There’s only 23 comments on this article? Kinjapocalypse was no joke, huh?

If there is no penetration aft, you must call it a craft.

It’s a new star wars land vehicle, the UH-UH.