In the Tiny Benedictine University library, there is a scale model of the campus. If you take the roof off the model of the library, inside is an even smaller scale model of the campus, itself with a detachable-roof model library. If you take off *that* roof, inside is a small, venemous snake.

John Parr owes his musical career to Stagg innovating a man in motion.

But I don’t want land,
I just want…
…to sing

Katie, if it’s any consolation, New York City will eat this douchebag alive. I mean it, he will clash with hundreds of other douchebags just like him, people from somewhere else who think they are the fucking hippest, and NYC will steamroller a guy like this.

Christ. The guy orders a Lagunitas. Literally the shittiest IPA from California. Now, I’m not trying to start an IPA war. I get that there there are people with “sensitive” palates that don’t like IPAs. Fine. Go “enjoy” your PBR or whatever. But you’d think anyone from California would be fans of actual good IPAs like…

So, the story is basically “author has met person who is currently going viral for some reason”? OK then. Good for you.

Well you see, they just don’t have good bagels where you live, because of the water. Also, in New York, you don’t need a car, so you’re forced to actually INTERACT with your fellow man. These are things your feeble mind probably can’t comprehend, as you’ve never had REAL pizza.

Wait...“an article on HuffPo that has gotten some traction around the internet” is considered “Pop Culture” these days?

Why would anyone expect a bar to be a good place to meet people? Yes, there are exceptions, but most of the time I go to a bar, it’s too damn loud to get anything resembling a conversation going. Many times, if someone at my table say something and I can’t quite make it out, I’ll just do my best to parrot whatever…

Hi Eric Barry, thanks for stopping by!

Looks like someone had fun with the Saints Row Create-a-character mode!

Frederick Douglas is being recognized more and more: a book report by Donnie, age 8.

Who is this person you’re writing about? What do they have to do with pop-culture? Why did the editors let you run this? It seems like this essay that is better suited for your personal blog than Avclub.

IRMER GERD

The important thing is to defend corruption by shrugging your shoulders about scumbag practices.

Oh well, nothing to be done then I guess! I can’t wait until Equifax charges us for the right not to be defrauded. I mean, it’s not like regulations can help or anything. Do I have it about right here? Thank God for you guys who feel like it’s worthy to defend the disgusting and immoral in the name of the “free…

You’re right. This horseshit didn’t happen in 1890 only because there was no official credit system to begin with - but we did have robber barons, company towns, and the fucking Pinkertons beating up any worker who wanted a day off from getting black lung.

Equifax executives sold stock valued at more than $2 million between July 29, when they found out about the hack, and August 2.

The AV Club is not fucking around with this horror movie of a pop up ad

The notion that David E. Kelley had some sort of insight into women always struck me as really bizarre. Superficially, he may have been able to parrot the things that women discuss, but I never got a sense I was actually watching real characters but a collection of neurotic quirks.