(please ungrey me, someone!)

Aw I miss Community.

The amount of these details about her - this and the Obamacare thing, are almost too rich for her to be an actual person and not a fictional character in a really dry, dark satire.

I say, sir, could I impose upon you for a moment to view this sexual recording of Mr. Hogan, of the Florida Hogans? I assure you, it is ever so ribald.

But not Finland - any good racial scientist of the 19th century would be happy to explain why the Lapps are inferior!

Have you tried turning your browser off and back on?

She’ll walk your dinosaur for $50. No kissing. Allegedly.

Was (Not Was)

Ah Ally McBeal. I was more a fan of The early years of the Practice than I was of this show, however many people today don’t realise what a huge fucking buzz there was around it at the time.

“The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that’s left of their religion.” — Grand Moff Tarkin

It was probably somebody named K’ath P’tondi or something like that. Somebody who probably tragically died from an overdose of apostrophes.

Now that’s a joke I’ve not heard in a long time. A long time.

The Last Jedi is the friends we made along the way.

“The last Jedi at the end of ‘The Last Jedi’? You guessed it.”

Well that’s a bummer. I figured it was me.

I’m in IT and if I were responsible for sourcing and migrating to a new system that was literally a step back from the existing technology and riddled with issues post-migration, I’d be fired.

This is was the brave new content world I was promised?