You may have just unlocked the secret to ridding ourselves of him! Mr. Musk, we want you to tunnel to China right away! Keep going, you’re right under the ocean now!

/Anne RC wakes up in November, checks headlines, cusses

“Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters”: .. I was interrupted from a particularly brutal morning hangover to be invited to this with a friend, but mostly her friends whom I didn’t know very well. If you haven’t seen it (don’t see it), it’s literally Hansel and Gretel as adults dressed up like X-Men exploding maggot-filled…

According to Farah...

I loved the bit where she as Jug’s mom is hugging him and being all maternal-y while Gina herself is clearly trying to not paw those fine young specimens.

“The Day I Took Time Off from Running my Speakeasy to Orchestrate an Underage Fighting Ring/Prison Break with the Help of LARPing Hooligans by Veronica Lodge, age 16".

Throw blood on it, make two statements at once!

I know! Such a change. Isn’t it great?

This show made me like Mondays.

There is such an overwhelmingly negative and cynical slant to these previews when one considers how well acclaimed films like The Disaster Artist and The Post have been elsewhere.