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Benjamin is pressured by his parents into dating Elaine, so at first he is deliberately obnoxious in order for her to push him away. But he is not as much of a jerk as he is pretending to be, albeit to our eyes all the sexual relations are very problematic.

My mother died 20 years ago and one of her favorites was Seinfeld. “They’re so naughty!”

Pork, I don’t know, but he did eat fish. The Last Supper was soon followed by the First Breakfast, when the disciples came across him grilling fish on the beach. (No, really, look it up.)

I’m old enough to be a grandparent, though I’m not one, and more into Mr. Robot and Killing Eve, but when I run across Columbo I do stay to watch it.

OK, gravy on the fries and ketchup on the hot dogs I could understand.

I’m going to Quebec on vacation soon and I hope to have a Michigan. I don’t know what a Michigan is, and maybe nobody should enlighten me until I have one, but ever since I first saw it on a fast-food menu I’ve been curious.

In Ontario on Canada Day last year, I saw a chalk sign outside a bookstore: “Having a bad day? Six words: you get to live in Canada!”

NCIS? Grey’s Anatomy (it’s been on long enough)?

Scientists didn’t know for sure how solid the outer surface of the moon was, i.e. whether the astronauts would sink into dust.

I’ll remember that the next time there’s a massive forest fire out West: some bozo must have gotten lost.

It has its sinister moments... Having spent a good deal of time in actual remote woods, albeit not lost or being stalked, I was a little annoyed by the characters’ continued ineptness as they strammed around. The girl had even brought a copy of “How to Stay Alive in the Woods”! So it tends to be repetitive and rather…

Clearly these folks have never studied Latin, that repository of Western heritage, or they would know that “subpoena” means “under penalty” —as in, if you ignore it, armed men may come and take you away.

To be honest, that’s why I never go unless I’m out of town. I could buy an entire bottle of alcohol for the price! And be able to flop on my own sofa/crawl to my own bed.

I, too, must disagree, albeit different people are different. I’ve taken the occasional red-eye but the last time, flying east from Vancouver, I barely slept at all - maybe I was too intrigued by whatever cities might be below me - and while I felt all right landing at Toronto at 4 a.m. (my time, after dozing but no…

Yes, he was extremely hot.

Or a novel, surely. And it wouldn’t have to be pious. There was a great book published recently called “Unholy Night”, akin to “Wicked”, in which the Three Wise Men are really 3 murderous robbers on the lam. Then they come across the Holy Family and decide to protect them...

Are those women on the can really having a good time?

I understand the Waitress’s point, but I have a similar question about alcohol-free drinks. When I’ve ordered a virgin mojito (no alcohol) it still cost $10, the same as if it contained the alcohol. Charging a standard price for a Shirley Temple I can understand, because it doesn’t have alcohol anyway and nothing is…

Puppies! I can just about feel their little velvet ears and wriggly little bodies.