TURN YOUR CAPS LOCK OFF, BLESSINGS.

NASCAR is full of thugs.

Whereas Croatia is known as "the table cloth of the world"

Mexico will always be known as "the Pants of North America"

I like this dress... no one else could pull it off

Sotnikova was the only one who in that moment seemed to skate with a nervous, energetic passion. She electrified my television screen, so I can only imagine what it was like being there in person. The other two women had very calm, steady skates that were beautiful to look at but didn't capture the imagination the…

We should have boycotted, plain and simple. We trot out the old chestnut, "but what about the athletes?" as if some American's right to be subsidized by the government and some corporation in some bullshit sport outweighs the cost of endorsing what the Putin dictatorship has become.

Note to self: When visiting Russia, never order "Contacts in the ass."

Nice to see that you can put Cyrillic in Comic Sans.

Nice of everybody to jump on Lena Dunham's defense. However, I don't think these photos are evidence of relatively little alteration. They are still evidence of the insidious unreality of the female body image perpetrated by Vogue. And it is also evidence of what I have always suspected, that Annie Leibovitz is an…

Ryan Anderson: [clicks on "Deadspin.com"]

Guise, this is me right now.