We should have boycotted, plain and simple. We trot out the old chestnut, "but what about the athletes?" as if some American's right to be subsidized by the government and some corporation in some bullshit sport outweighs the cost of endorsing what the Putin dictatorship has become.

Note to self: When visiting Russia, never order "Contacts in the ass."

Nice to see that you can put Cyrillic in Comic Sans.

Nice of everybody to jump on Lena Dunham's defense. However, I don't think these photos are evidence of relatively little alteration. They are still evidence of the insidious unreality of the female body image perpetrated by Vogue. And it is also evidence of what I have always suspected, that Annie Leibovitz is an…

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Guise, this is me right now.