How much of a person fail am I if this sounds kind of appealing? Because my mom is NOT THE ONE to go to for problems in my life.

Two things: “Innocent until proven guilty” and “libel lawsuits.” That’s why the words “appearing to assault” are in the story.

Well! Haha...they had a ghost tour every hour that would come by, as it’s the most haunted room, (Kubrick changed it to room 237 in his adaptation at the request of the Timberline Lodge, where the outer shots of that hotel were filmed) so my husband and I (Highly indulged in the legal goodness of the Rockies) would…

Cause God forbid you cancel the football game.

The sweetest moment was when, in a business course I took recently, the only white guy in the class (it’s a progressive program) told the women in the class just to be confident and not to take things people say too seriously. He got his ass handed to him, essentially, by all the women in the room, especially the…

How about “Do I REALLY need this?”

My go to curse is: May every step you take feel like you’re walking on Legos.

She’s not a heartless, child-kicking racist. She’s a heartless, child-kicking, LITIGIOUS racist. Duh.

Amen. The only thing these mother fuckers will understand is bankruptcy.

not addressed to you, but to the ignorant persons you reference: if you mean black say black, ffs! it’s not racist to observe that something is culturally not-white! you can, and should, talk about black culture respectfully. if what you’re saying sounds wrong when you put the word black in there, though, then don’t…

yes, i am totally with you. unfortunately, a lot of people, including well-meaning and not-so-well-meaning white folks, think that saying black people or black culture is what’s bad. not, you know, actually being racist. it’s like they think if they don’t directly talk about race, then there can’t possibly be any…

I just love when parents tell other parents how to be parents.

Can we nominate Effie Brown for Our Lady of Motherfucking Patience? Because I do not know how she did not straight up murder some bastards while filming.

This whole goddamn show is a production mistake.

He was 17. She was 13. I’m guessing he had a significant strength/size advantage over her. “Women are afraid that men will kill them” easily translates to “teenage girls are afraid teenage boys will kill them”. Don’t be obtuse.

“Was that so hard?!”

Yes, but the state ultimately fought with the union and didn’t secede. That’s all. I thought it was a little odd that a state that had never seceded would issue SOC plates.

It may be a minor point, but I’m glad that the “shatter” obliterates Cosby’s image and leaves the others relatively intact. It would seem unfair if the rest of the cast was defaced or vandalized.

Seriously, I’m pretty sure now in my 30’s I’m living the best days of my life.