Being beheaded only hurts for like a second. A sunburn hurts for days, and then the peeling and shit, UGH.

Yes but dumb people take that as an ok people are doing this and its exciting “I MUST DO THIS TOO”. I’ve never watched this show and hate anything that has to do with affairs.

This show is fucking garbage. Normalizing affairs and making them look ok IS NOT OK. They are hurtful and traumatic. Yeah some relationships are complicated but if BOTH partners agree with the extra person(s) involved thats ok because BOTH consented. BUT when one does it behind your back and says nothing THAT IS NOT…

You tell them you want to have an affair BEFORE you do it, not after. That's fair. Then your partner can decide if they want to open the relationship with you or break up.

This is a very problematic topic. For example, if you have two people who both agree that they will marry but will be comfortable with some straying within some specific parameters, then hey! Go for it! I do believe that traditional marriage isn’t necessarily a one-size-fits-all thing.

*bump*

Wanna feel older?

Jane’s Addiction “Ritual de lo Habitual” came out 25 years ago last month.

messages on tinder i’ve gotten in the last 24 hrs:

“You don’t have to respond” is basically a euphemism for “if your response is going to be ‘no, I only like you as a friend and have no interest whatsoever in you as a potential girlfriend so I’m not even going to give you a chance’ then please just pretend you never got this message.”

Like, who the fuck is sending out these text messages?

I’d say that. Because, yes, I’d like a response, but if the guy doesn’t like me and has to come up with an awkward turn down that makes us both embarrassed and anxious then I’d rather we both pretend I never said anything to begin with.

See, this is why I only have imaginary boyfriends now.

Thank you. I’m confused. If I tell you my feelings about you, I’d like a fucking response.

Dating is an absolute mindfuck.

That’s it. I’m quitting my job and going to live with the elephants in Africa. I hope they have wifi there.

“I do not believe mothers and daughters should be separated.”

I’m not trying to be mean, but...

HIGH FIVE to being 25 and drinking at home mothafuckas.

The food is free and my bed is RIGHT THERE.

Agreed. I clubbed and partied a lot in my 20’s. I lived in New Orleans, for pete’s sake. I had a finite amount of “party” in me, and it’s used up. As much fun as I had, I don’t miss it or want to do it these days AT ALL.

She stabbed an old lady almost 40 times. I think I'll sleep just fine tonight.