This is my own personal theory, but I’ll give it a whirl (white Protestant woman here; from a poor background but the generations before had lots of dough). I think there is a rich WASP thing that says “we rule the world and we deserve to rule the world because we DO NOT GIVE IN TO OUR BASER DESIRES (because we have…

I know this might bring up comments, but I’m going to post anyway. Why is it that some white women (#notallwhitewomen) wholeheartedly believe that being as thin as possible is the ONLY way to be? I’m black and in our culture, curves are celebrated (and yes, health issues are real when people abuse food and end up with…

If a dude can somehow get 55k to make potato salad... I don’t see why a woman shouldn’t get the same amount for having a baby.

Holy crap, you made columns.

omg. your current outlook is what i’m trying to get to rn. i haven’t been able to kick homeboy off the pedestal i built for him yet a few weeks after the rejection. and yeah, i’d absolutely still like to hit that, many more times. fuck feelings, man. friends and booze, that’s all a girl really needs.

“I can totally use your emotional pain to put my dick in you!” - Sociopaths.

I LOVE HER.

have you seen st. vincent? she plays a serious role of a stressed out single mother. she is really good in it. it’s a 180 from the slapstick comedy she usually does. the movie itself isn’t that great but i was really surprised by her performance.

Can we stop with the whole having a daughter thing? It doesn’t take a familial relation to understand how to be a decent person.

My last name is Chick, and in middle school my history teacher found out my parents were getting divorced and I was having a ~hard time~ so he ordered a bunch of fried chicken, rented Chicken Run, and the whole class got to eat and watch movies all day for “Chick Day” in honor of me.

DO IT! Seriously! You’ll feel better physically and you can be smug and self-satisfied and know that you are doing some small part in minimizing the suffering the of Earth and its inhabitants.

I went vegetarian like a week ago and this made me feel very secure in that decision.

I've been trying to give up meat, including poultry. This video helps with that.

“So what’s the Diehl with sexting interns?”

I’m already in that coven, and always have been. You would not believe how I got teased in my teen years. Well guess who looks good for her years now, bitches!

What. The. Actual. FUCK.

I once went to a frat party where they did that- they had drink bottles with pourers and poured vodka and apple juice into your mouth and then topped it with whipped cream.

So much love for the local deserts! The colors, the deep deep quiet, and depending where you are, the stars. Never thought I’d enjoy the desert but now it calls to me.

I’m a chick. Fingers inside and tongue outside, oh my god.

I thought we were supposed to not feel sexual needs at all.