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First do no harm. Anyone taking a knife to a healthy child needs imprisoning.

wait, is the character in the blooper reel supposed to be Stinky Pete, or is he supposed to be the “actor” playing Stinky Pete?

So what are you saying? That this is supposed to be the “actor” playing Pete, not the character from the movie?

Technically, this is supposed to be the “ac...

I think its fine to bring minor children like Sasha and Malia along for obvious reasons. Not all of your grifting adult children and their gold digging spouses.

#1 Tip: Never go outside. If you do have to go outside, like camping, camp at a hotel. ^_^

That’s what happened to Slytherin and we know how that turned out.

Can we stop pretending she’s an innocent victim? It’s real tired.

I feel sorry for her. She’s gorgeous, but so over-botoxed she can barely smile. She must be hella insecure, and Cheeto probably insults her regularly to keep it that way.

She is.

Someone will have to draw a pussy and put it on the end of a fishing pole so he’ll be lured out of his house when he’s way too tempted grab it.

“but I don’t think there’s any way for that to happen without hurting everyone else.” Exaaaactly....I worry about the safety of everyone else.

The dude (in the grey t-shirt)‘s face in this gif is my EXACT face reading this post

He’s not?

Nice.

Goddamn that was some amazing evasive maneuvering.

YES. Hmm. I am actually quite concerned about this now, because eroticizing a rape scene is monstrous.

Nothing to add here, but reading a Margaret Atwood-related thread full of lit nerds arguing about whether 34 is too young for Serena Joy (ok, I am also on that side of the argument) made me ridiculously happy this morning.