Considering how long it’s taking to get the ancient art of threading implemented, blocklists should arrive on Kinja August 2, 2056.

Amusingly enough, blocking or hiding comments from folks was supposed to be a feature when Gawker media moved over to Kinja and the hate for the new system was strong. I guess it got lost along with the idea that burner accounts were supposed to be used for folks who wanted to leave no trail or whistleblowers needed…

It must suck for him to play tag, because Stephen King’s It. But he’s probably getting better at it, because Stephen King’s Thinner.

All of it, the show, the actors, the writers, Spike TV, even Vinnie Mancuso, have all vanished into the mist.

When aliens discover the remnants of our civilization far in the future they are going to think that we were a Stephen King based society.

a true classic.

It’s not that radioactive dirt/dust is especially harmful to your hands, it’s that you’re at risk of tracking it home and having it sit around your house, irradiating you, or potentially inhaling some if it, which is even worse for long term exposure.

They make pretty good prosthetics now anyway.

You just can’t appreciate Shakespeare unless it’s preformed in native Dinosaur.

Well, it works better if you assume that the dinosaurs aren’t speaking English, but rather this is a crude translation of their language. Think of the way we still use the term “cancer” which has its origins in the greek for “crab” because somebody thought the tumor looked like a crab.

My toddlers are really into dinosaurs, so they watch a lot of the Land Before Time movies.

Just don’t let any of them bite you. “Puppy Man” is a really suck superhero name.

We would also have accepted “adorabyl.”

D’aww. My heart’s all aglow!

Could be worse. AV Club could have been bought by NBC. That turned out real well for Television Without Pity.

A mass of rotting undead blogs all screaming for attention stitched together to form a massive horrifying abomination?

Because this shit has killed their commenting community, which they referred to as “important” to them.

He should spend all that Amazon money buying AV Club so we can go back to being a website and not whatever the hell this is.

I went to a seminar at an international IT conference a few years ago where the former IT security director for Homeland Security was speaking. Basically, your credit card info is compromised before you even receive it in the mail, and by the time you look at it your credit card number’s been sold on a Russian forum.…

Adam Ruins Everything did an episode that explained how everyone’s financial information is already in the hands of hackers. The hackers have so much to choose from that it’s basically a reverse lottery for everyone at this point.