But the Joker has NEVER had a consistent character portrayal over the years. You had Romero’s goofy version, Nicholson’s menacing mob boss version, Ledger’s total anarchist, and the Joker in the comics has changed many times since its inception. He’s a character with more fluidity than almost any other in pop culture.…

I like/tolerate Swift more than most (Red is a legit great album with great songs, 1989 is.. alright). The new song is straight up embarrassing, even worse than Shake it Off’s bridge. Musically it somehow already sounds dated and boring and lyrically its trying way too hard to introduce us to this new Bad Taylor Swift…

Peter Stormare’s performance as Lucifer in Constantine is at the top of the list for the Best Depictions of the Devil on-screen. He’s right. The off-white suit, the bare feet and tar on the heels, and his lilting sort of accent. It all works incredibly. He saunters into the room and bam, you know immediately who this…

I’m glad Cersei caught on to the fact that one dragon was conspicuously absent. It was dumb as hell for her to bring two when everyone in the world knows she has three.

OK, so, I’m going to try this in Kinja Club. It was well received up till Tuesday.

Oh yes, some of those are mine. But you wouldn’t know it because despite trying to follow the apparently simple instructions, my comments weren’t ported over. Not that they were worth porting over. Also, I’m over this bullshit. Time to find new websites to read.

Yeah, those are gonna be much better than all the seasons of Bob’s Burgers and American Dad. I can’t wait to not watch.

I am so ready for my miserable life to become simultaneously better and more miserable when there is new Bojack. I love that show, but man does it know how to fuck with my depression.

HE IS 29 EARTH YEARS! He almost looks older than my dad. He DEFINITELY looks older than Nick.

Hah. Someone replied to a post I made on the Google manifesto issue (won’t get into it now) with a reply about my username—something along the lines of “with a name like FiveThousandDollarSuit, I’m not sure you can be critical of this guy...”

In Child Star years, they’re more like 43 and 58 (not an exact science).

That is the biggest compliment anyone could ever give me. <3

hahahah that’s Arrested Development type wordplay

It just says DUI and possession of marijuana. He could have got the DUI for being under the influence of weed. I too have had similar stomach issues which makes my stomach more acidic which makes me lose my appetite and which has caused me to lose considerable weight that many people comment on. It sucks. Actually one…

I had a stomach issue with similar symptoms and I did get very thin because I avoided eating. So to me I can see how that can be a thing. Like I couldn’t even eat plain brown rice without pain. That said, alcohol is not a good idea and will cause more pain than the food. Was his DUI for booze or drugs? I just can’t…

I think she was hoping a bunch of humorless Jezebel commenters would over-analyze the living fuck out of that line.

oh my sweet lord the people breaking down the use of hyperbole in this review are hilarious. almost as funny as the article itself.

Jack Dawson is one of the few examples I can think of, of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl (a beautiful, vivid love interest who has no real interior life of their own that the film's interested in developing but exists solely to have a relationship with the protagonist, and said protagonist grows and develops as a…

Nope, September 11, 2001. Each generation gets one day of infany until they all die off and the next generation's scartching it head, "was that a Monday or a Tuesday? I can't remember..."

I think it's hyperbole, but can't be sure!