This fucking mess lasted SIX years with abysmal ratings and they are boycotting ABC over it’s long earned cancellation? Fuck that noise. Whatever fans of Hannibal (or Dead Like Me, The Middle Man, any Matthew Perry show) should be doing, then? Setting the networks on fire???

Don’t worry, I all got from the header image was fat dead pegasus.

I would have taken a crappy movie starring both Weaver and Biehn over any half decent random Aliens entry.

You didn’t say. Trailers can be deceiving, yes, but the ones for this mess were pretty telling!

I can’t with Star giving Mabel one of her laser-shooting puppies. The cute, it hurts.

Wait. Wasn’t Nicole Perlman attached to the project at some point? Her involvement was about the only thing I was positive about.

Eh, it definitely looks about ten times better than I was expecting, but some changes don’t make much sense to me in terms of intesifying the scare factor, like going from day to night for Georgie’s abduction (I still find the fact he disappeared in broad daylight infinitely more unnerving), that mood killing and…

I politely disagree with your assertion. I am a big horror buff - religiously watch every single release I can get my hands into since I was old enough to follow the subtitles (that’d be mild six to seven years old, and there were no age restrictions whatsoever in my house when it came to movies, so I had seen plenty…

My father owned a video store and didn’t really pay that much attention to what vhs we’d get your hands on, so me and my brothers had seen most R (and even NC-17) horror movies in the market by the tender age of 9.

Final Girls sounds like everything I look for in my media and then some. Can barely wait to get my hands on it! I am also definitely getting The End of the Day, Redder Than Blood, Borne, and Walkaway. Maybe Feral, if it gets enough good reviews.

...Two days till April’s Fools, guys.

Wow. I never watched Alias outside of a few clips of Lauren because I LOVE Melissa George. I can’t believe they had the nerve to bully a young actress who was just starting a career in the USA. Then again, I still remember Clark/Lana fans making such a fuss about Allison Mack’s figure (...yeah, I don’t know either),…

Well, I was invested enough in the original team up to drop the series when Austin St. John, Thuy Trang and Walter Jones jumped ship, but I was actually looking forward to this reboot before finding out they were only bringing they characters back In Name Only (stumbling upon Max Landis much closer to the canon source…

Melissa George?

Thank goodness gracious. I just started collecting the series and pairing up the leading male and female characters has always been a pet peeve of mine.

As a long time Jason/Trini shipper (why yes, there’s such a thing), I admit to raging at that particular scene when the trailer came out, too. I can only hope they give up on their not so suble scheme to get Jason’s boxers in a twist where this movie eventually get a Tommy starring sequel. That’s just lazy writing.

...Please tell me Kimberly/Jason aren’t a thing in the comics.

That would be about the only way to convince me to give this a try.

Yeah... Max Landis really cared about the franchise. That’s why they first asked him to do this then let him go for actually respecting the original characters this movie is supposed to be about (they’re Jason et al In Name Only. Was it really that difficult to come up with new names?), and hired someone else willing…

More like Barbara Chloe Felicity Gordon Sullivan Smoak!